teLL St. Patrick he owe me $100

Current mood: frustrated

damn. u know what's harDer than constipation?
proDucin & pRomoTing shows N the unDerGrounD when folKs scaReD to spreaD
it's like folks B screamin. "gimme that hot shyt" but scared of the fire.
we been workin for 5 months. last nite was our worst turn out, 70 people. and the shoW was butta-ful!!!! fuKK. it was the perfect musicK reciPe:: keLSey daVis showed his entertainin aZZ. the aGency wasnT playin either.
WTF??!?!? i remained cool cause i didn't want no one to see me sweat but... shish! what do we haV 2dO 2 get people to beLieVe we offerin some fresh fillet kinda funk. i mean, obviously i ain't no musick chump. the djs cream the city like no other.
we fLy. the fLiers fLy. the veNue is quite possibLy the best N town.
i knoW this is a part of the struggle. i know i know.
wooosaaaa